Funny Gifts for Zombie Fans

ZOMBIES!

 

The Walking Dead premiere is just around the corner! Zombies are my favorite undead creature. They remind me of when I worked in retail on Black Friday - all the customers pressed against the doors in the early-morning fog, all the employees wide-eyed, scared of the influx of ravenous shoppers.

Yet another reason why it's better to shop online. Here are a few of my zombie designs on Zazzle:

Funny Zombie Brains Old Age Mugs

Funny Zombie College Logo Laptop Sleeves

Funny Zombie Professor Proverb Hip Flask

Funny Don't Shoot, Just Look Like Zombie T-shirts

Funny Zombie Buff Weightlifter Tshirt

Gothic Zombie Girl Halloween Horror Custom Invite

Funny Retro Old School Zombie Killer Hunter T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Funny Zombie Not a Zombie Green T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Look for more zombie designs here, both funny and frightening.

STORIES

Here are a couple silly stories for you too. This one is a farcical zombie story I wrote years ago and this one is about a trophy wife trapped in a bomb shelter. Here's my book RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! if you want to read about zombies battling vampires and werewolves.

Thanks for stopping by!

-MK

All designs © MK Hess

New, Unique Halloween Party Invitations on Zazzle

UNIQUE HALLOWEEN PARTY INVITATIONS ON ZAZZLE

These new Halloween party invitations have been so much fun to make, I don't want to move on to Christmas designs. Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I can't believe I didn't make that many designs for it in the past. This year, I've made 8 new invitations, and if you look in the Halloween category in the FancyCelebration store, I'm adding other matching items as well.
 

Here are the new Halloween party invitations:

Halloween Party Invitations on Zazzle by FancyCelebration

Haunted Castle Gothic Halloween Party Personalized Invitation

Halloween Costume Party Cauldron Fire Personalized Invitation

Creepy Twins Horror Halloween Party Custom Invitations

Gothic Zombie Girl Halloween Horror Custom Invite

Tombstone Grave Skull Crossbones Cards

Creepy Raven on Brain Custom Custom Invitation

Graveyard Crow and Moon Custom Invite

Gothic Haunted House Custom Invitation

     



I loved making the zombie girl and the creepy twins. The cauldron and the brain ones really catch your eye, and you can't go wrong with graveyards and haunted houses. I have plenty of ideas for more - but they'll likely have to wait until next year.
-MK

Looking for a funny, spooky read this Halloween? Check out RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

All designs copyright MK Hess