Funny Gifts for Zombie Fans

ZOMBIES!

 

The Walking Dead premiere is just around the corner! Zombies are my favorite undead creature. They remind me of when I worked in retail on Black Friday - all the customers pressed against the doors in the early-morning fog, all the employees wide-eyed, scared of the influx of ravenous shoppers.

Yet another reason why it's better to shop online. Here are a few of my zombie designs on Zazzle:

Funny Zombie Brains Old Age Mugs

Funny Zombie College Logo Laptop Sleeves

Funny Zombie Professor Proverb Hip Flask

Funny Don't Shoot, Just Look Like Zombie T-shirts

Funny Zombie Buff Weightlifter Tshirt

Gothic Zombie Girl Halloween Horror Custom Invite

Funny Retro Old School Zombie Killer Hunter T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Funny Zombie Not a Zombie Green T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Halloween Zombie Skeleton Bones Inside T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Look for more zombie designs here, both funny and frightening.

STORIES

Here are a couple silly stories for you too. This one is a farcical zombie story I wrote years ago and this one is about a trophy wife trapped in a bomb shelter. Here's my book RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! if you want to read about zombies battling vampires and werewolves.

Thanks for stopping by!

-MK

All designs © MK Hess

FUNNY T-SHIRT FRIDAY: Zombie Humor Gift Ideas

It's Funny T-Shirt Friday! Here is some zombie humor from my HaHaHolidays store.

This is for the real zombie buff... who also likes zombies who are buff, because the zombie on this shirt is lifting weights made of brains:

Funny Zombie Buff Weightlifter Sleeveless Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Zombie College: A Mind is a Terrific Thing to Taste:

Funny Zombie College Logo T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Here's a zombie professor version with the same phrase. He's holding up a brain and giving the thumbs up:

Funny Zombie Professor Proverb T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Some might kill zombies with fancy high-tech weapons, but it's more fun to kill them with axes and bats... old-school:

Funny Retro Old School Zombie Killer Hunter T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Sometimes, you've had too little sleep or too much to drink or you're not feeling well - and you need to make sure everyone around you knows you're not a zombie:

Funny Don't Shoot, Just Look Like Zombie T-Shirt
by HaHaHolidays

Zazzle is still having plenty of sales leading up to Christmas. Check for Zazzle promo codes here.  Also, I just placed an order and used this promo coupon, so I know it works right now: FREESHIPFORU . It gives you free shipping if your order is over $50!

-MK
on Zazzle
on Kindle